トイレという名の思案所 Thinking time in a toilet
トイレは大変貴重な場所だ。ゆっくりと腰を落ち着けて人生について考える場所でもある。
これは良いことだと思う。
男性に比べ、女性のほうが落ち着いて物事を考えることに長けているように感じるが、
これは、トイレで座っている時間が長いことが要因の一つではないか。
洋式便座では座ろう。思慮深い男性になるために。
(長府庭園)
I’m always sitting in the toilet even for a leak.
A toilet is an important place for me, where I can think about my life without any noise.
I’ve come up with an idea about a difference of time in toilet between men and women.
I think we can say women might be more thoughtful than men.
I guess one reason of this is that women are sitting longer time than men. (Audience scorn)
One more thing, even men have to sit on a toilet seat because it is really hard to score a hit by standing flash as you know. (Audience scorn)
I suggest now one thing for you all men. Sit in a toilet always. Time will clear that men become to be thoughtful. (Audience is leaving. Some of women are standing ovation.)
(Pic:Chohu garden)
参考:男性も「座っておしっこ」33% TOTOのネット調査2009/09/24