トイレという名の思案所 Thinking time in a toilet
I’m always sitting in the toilet even for a leak.
A toilet is an important place for me, where I can think about my life without any noise.
I’ve come up with an idea about a difference of time in toilet between men and women.
I think we can say women might be more thoughtful than men.
I guess one reason of this is that women are sitting longer time than men. (Audience scorn)
One more thing, even men have to sit on a toilet seat because it is really hard to score a hit by standing flash as you know. (Audience scorn)
I suggest now one thing for you all men. Sit in a toilet always. Time will clear that men become to be thoughtful. (Audience is leaving. Some of women are standing ovation.)